he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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