have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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