When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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