i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My boob is missing a layer of skin
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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