I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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