the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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