k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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