Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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