I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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