I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I think a kid would responsible me up
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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