I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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