do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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