Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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