I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i dont even know how to be here
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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