we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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