So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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