the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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