They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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