2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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