Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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