No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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