They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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