At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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