at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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