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please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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