Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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