the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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