plz talk dirty to me
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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