I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
