Do you still have your period?
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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