That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
