so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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