Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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