I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Randomize
