so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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