"it" just moved
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
