What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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