Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
ok first of all what the fuck
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
