Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
only if we run a train.
done.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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