I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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