Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
There r osticjed everywhere
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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