Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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Party on wayne
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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