In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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