there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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