the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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