i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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