3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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