that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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