If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
