is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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