I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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