It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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