id be glad to
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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