i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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