I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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