i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
