I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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