scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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