Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
